Sunday, June 16, 2013

Crimes Against Chard

A crime was committed at our house this week. 

Theft and vandalism were committed in our very own garden.

It certainly wasn't me that ate the chard. The stems are my favorite part. I wouldn't leave them behind like this.

There was some evidence left behind, though.

Bambi and his gang are apparently active in our neighborhood. 

Retaliation is illegal in MA. Well, the kind of retaliation that leaves you with venison sausage, at least. 
The dogs came home from a walk to find him at work again and showed him who really owns the garden. What a cheeky bloke, browsing mid-day... There was evidence he was starting to target the tomatoes, as well. 

This means war, Bambi. 


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