It certainly wasn't me that ate the chard. The stems are my favorite part. I wouldn't leave them behind like this.
Retaliation is illegal in MA. Well, the kind of retaliation that leaves you with venison sausage, at least.
The dogs came home from a walk to find him at work again and showed him who really owns the garden. What a cheeky bloke, browsing mid-day... There was evidence he was starting to target the tomatoes, as well.
This means war, Bambi.