MeToo: "BUT I WANT A DOLLAR!"
Me: "Then you can go fold your laundry."
MeToo: "BUT I WANT TO COLOR!"
Me: "That's fine, but then HeyMama will fold the laundry and she will get a dollar."
MeToo: "BUT I DON'T WANT HEYMAMA TO GET MY DOLLAR!"
Me: "Then you go fold the laundry."
MeToo: "BUT I WANT TO COLOR!"
Me: "Ok, it's your choice."
(intermittent whining while coloring continued)
Very few artists get rich. It's a hard lesson to learn at any age.
HeyMama's saving up for some penguin slippers. She's become a laundry-folding machine. I'm confident she'll have them before the winter's over.
And yes, I stoop to child labor. Especially when laundry's involved.
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